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Features

Agony Aunt Letters II Features, Issue 2

More charming and caring advise from your darling Auntie Clarissa.

What's behind the Newpaper? Features, Issue 2

Anyone enter the competitions at the launch party?

Caption Contest 2 Features, Issue 2

A new competition and winners announced!

The Sixthform Boy Calendar 2008 Features, Issue 2

Many of you heard rumours that we were trying to make an advent calendar

Top Trumps 1 Features, Issue 2

It's finally here, the Christmas present everyone's been dying to lay their hands on the original, Grey Coat Teacher Top Trump cards!

Aunt Clarissa's Christmas Message Features, Issue 2

Hello again my young cherry dumpling pies, it’s your auntie Clarissa here

Dr Audrey’s Medical Malpractice Features, Issue 2

In this particular article, I shall teach unto you how to escape the confines of your school through the imitation (as far as possible; the occasional spot of self-induced dysentery may be required of you) of sickness and/or injury.

A second batch of horoscopes Features, Issue 2

What does this month have in store?

Confessions of a closet mathematician Features, Issue 2

Students of Grey Coats, it is a sad fact that many of the school's budding mathematicians feel the need to hide their identities.

The Man called Bill Features, Issue 2

His dog was really scruffy...

Caption Contest Issue 1, Features

What goes on inside Mr Hogan's head?

Rant about the tube Issue 1, Features

I haven’t been on many other lines, but I’m guessing the Jubilee line has to be the worst ever!

Wo ist Waltl? Issue 1, Features

See if you can find Mr Waltl in this crowded library...

The subject guide to forgetting your homework Issue 1, Features

There comes a time in every student's life when, inevitably, they find themselves rather lacking in the homework department. It is unavoidable that your dog will find himself too hungry to resist that juicy coursework, or you will simply find yourself too lazy to pick up that tiresome French book.

Biscuit Tasting 1 Issue 1, Features

The art of biscuit tasting is one that has been popular among the aristocracy for a great many years and in these short editorials Lady Mary Burkitt-Gray and Lady Alex Fergus hope to share with you their expertises in the subject.

The very secret diaries of.... Issue 1, Features

Tuesday. Today has been a strange Tuesday. Got to wear the three-piece suit though, and look suave while factorising.

Goodbye Mr Dane Issue 1, Features

We meet Mr. Dane at approximately 1.58pm in the Lower School Foyer, and note that he seems remarkably confident and relaxed for the friendly interrogation we’re about to give him.

Premiere Auntie Clarissa Issue 1, Features

Dear Auntie Clarissa, I am the only one of all my friends who’s never had a boyfriend. I know I’m not the prettiest, but I’m a nice enough person and I try really hard. What’s wrong with me?

Premiere Horoscopes Issue 1, Features

This month's horoscopes...

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